CRUISE, Cruises

Cruising through Cancun


How I once again survived on a 5 day Cruise.


So my friends and I won this amazing cruise to Cancun. It was a 5 day cruise and we could not stay that long without booze. Booze was like our engine so we had to figure a way to sneak in alcohol in the cruise ship. My friend Layla had a slim figure and our best shot was to make a wine rack in her bra. It was actually very simple. Just padding her bra with alcohol, actually, about 25 ounces of it. But still we were four of us, 25 ounces was more like a drop to us I took the next shot. I was of a light complexion and had sun burns all over my back and I had just the perfect means – A sunscreen bottle flask of course. Who would suspect a thing? I mean with all my sunburns they would expect me to have a large bottle of sunscreen, so that was a yay! for me.

My barnoculars were not left behind; they were just filled with alcohol. Clearly, anyone on a cruise would like to view distant lands, wildlife and horizons so that was also a go. So the sunscreen plan still puzzled me, what if the weather pattern changed to a cold rainy day? Everyone would be suspicious. So I carried an umbrella incase of any changes. Not just an empty one; the umbrella flask was also full of booze and the weight had noticeably increased.

Final step would be the adorable teddy bear and the best person for the job would be Marleen. With her cute, adorable, baby face-a characteristic of most stuffed animals lovers-no one would suspect a thing. We fit in about three cans in it and mended the teddy bear. On the day of the cruise, our plan just fell into place: Layla had an easy time convincing people that that was actually the size of her boobs since it made her looked appealing. Moreover everyone was blinded with the adorability of the teddy bear. In addition, the barnoculars were no source of suspicion. Wrapped around my neck, they looked like innocent cruising essentials. Little did they know how the weight of the booze in it was straining my neck. The sunscreen plan was also in place since the weather was very sunny and the temperatures high, but the umbrella part brought a lot of suspicion. To get us out of this mess, I approached a guard who was particularly suspicious and said, “with this kind of heat, only an umbrella can be of help”  Then I smiled, Funny enough, he changed his look as though he believed me, Phew! I could not believe we had manage to sneak booze to last us for five days and not get caught! Now we can just enjoy the cruise!!!…

Cruises, Travel

Traveling To Puerto Rico on a Cruise


Ever thought of traveling to Puerto Rico for a holiday vacation? A journey on a cruise is the most luxurious and comfortable thing you can ever imagine. A cruise offers a spectacular view of the heart of Puerto Rico at the highest part of the sea waves. A cruise offers a memorable lifetime experience full of cool breeze and liveliness. A cruise will ultimately culminate the moment you are longing for. For those on a budget you can Sneak in alcohol on the cruise ship and save yourself some money when going to Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico is a perfect destination sport packed with white sandy beaches, colonial forts museums, cobblestone streets, vibrant hotels, restaurants and casino. Wherever your destination is, cruise lines will offer unforgettable moments allowing you to arrive in style. This article will show you in-depth ideas of the things that you should not miss during your travel to Puerto Rico.

Courtesy and Dressing

In Puerto Rico the beaches are the common tourist attraction, having a swimming suit and leisure wear in place is important. Swim wear will be for the beach while leisure wear will be for the resort located in the cruise. Being in the right attire will put you in the right frame of mind for enjoying the moment.

Services Offered

Cruises offer the benefit of enjoying adrenaline packed events and adventures. Cruises not only offer physical satisfaction through sightseeing but also mental relaxation as it offers that as well through the beautiful scenery . The most amazing thing about cruises is that it serves a wide range of activities that makes fun and attractive for everyone. With new features, services, and ammenities installed in cruise, clients have been a top choice for families looking for an inexpensive vacation.

Getting Around

In Puerto Rico there is breaking area so that you can get out and safely take pictures before returning to the cruise. There are plenty of features to see along your journey to Puerto Rico. Taking a cruise there will give you the benefit of seeing this you normally wouldn’t be able to see on a plan.

If you are considering to take a holiday vacation to Puerto Rico, there is no doubt that a cruise would be the most unique and comfortable method when traveling to Puerto Rico. Be sure to check out to learn how can save more on on-board costs as well.